Wednesday, May 11

Gentlemen:

Here are some tips for all men out there: 

1. If you know the girl really, really liked one of your close friends, don't try and hit on her. It's just weird.

2. Also when talking to said girl, don't bring up the fact that she was interested in other boy.

3. If you set up a specific time that you have plans to do something with said girl, it could be considered a date. (if there is a time, like 8:30 we are doing such-and-such, then this applies.)
-So if # 3 applies remember these few tips: 
#1 don't wear sweats to pick up said girl
#2 pay for her when you order food
#3 if you want to treat it like a casual hang out, then don't try and set the mood to  "get-some"

4. Then when it is later in the week, don't text to ask her to do something again. She didn't have fun.

remember this: BE A MAN AND CALL AND ASK HER ON A REAL DATE. then at the end of the night the results might be different. (at least she may not try to completely avoid you)


Dear male who did said wrongs. We shall dub you Mike Myers. 


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